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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Millie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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