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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Lola eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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