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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Teddy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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