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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Teddy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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