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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rosie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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