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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Daisy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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