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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Alfie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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