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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Poppy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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