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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Frodo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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