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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Voldemort eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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