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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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