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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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