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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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