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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Akira eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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