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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Akira eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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