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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Akira eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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