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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Picard eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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