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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Bob eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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