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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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