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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Pebbles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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