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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Piper eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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