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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Izzy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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