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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Izzy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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