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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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