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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Izzy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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