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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ginger eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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