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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ginger eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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