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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Minnie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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