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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Geoffrey eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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