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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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