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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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