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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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