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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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