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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Pepper eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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