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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Stella eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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