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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Stella eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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