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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Gus eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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