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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Gus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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