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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Champ eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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