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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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