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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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