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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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