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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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