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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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