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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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