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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Zeus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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