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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Murphy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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