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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Widget eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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