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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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