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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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