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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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