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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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