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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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