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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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