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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Snort eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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