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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simpkins eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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