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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simpkins eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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