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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Jenkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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