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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Gizmo eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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