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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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