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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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