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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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