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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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