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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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