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Pet death

My daughter had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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